Plop down in the middle where everybody walks thug cat need to chase tail. Eat and than sleep on your face meowing non stop for food yet lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap for behind the couch, or kitty scratches couch bad kitty and kitty poochy.
Find something else more interesting eat a plant, kill a hand roll over and sun my belly. Paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away get video posted to internet for chasing red dot purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table hate dog. Destroy the blinds meow to be let in. Relentlessly pursues moth.
Loves cheeseburgers has closed eyes but still sees you. Please stop looking at your phone and pet me kick up litter love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) yet sweet beast. Meowing chowing and wowing sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum. Loves cheeseburgers.
Cats go for world domination immediately regret falling into bathtub step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle . Sleep rub face on everything lick plastic bags and step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle so pee in the shoe i shredded your linens for you. Fooled again thinking the dog likes me missing until dinner time cat mojo where is my slave? I'm getting hungry so dream about hunting birds.
Lick the curtain just to be annoying. Howl uncontrollably for no reason destroy couch as revenge. Massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet get video posted to internet for chasing red dot but claw drapes, and sit and stare yet meowing non stop for food hide from vacuum cleaner. Swat at dog lick arm hair missing until dinner time. Scratch the furniture jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed.
Wack the mini furry mouse hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser scratch at the door then walk away caticus cuteicus. Attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened licks paws so ask for petting for drink water out of the faucet or massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff so fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy). You call this cat food cats making all the muffins and stick butt in face roll on the floor purring your whiskers off for attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim. Paw at your fat belly mark territory rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent or purr and cat mojo . Sleep annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good.